My website went live, and then I did the thing every founder secretly does at 1 AM.
I started searching for myself.
Google. Bing. Then ChatGPT. Then Gemini. Then Perplexity. My name. My brand. "Who is the hyperactive Sardar." "AI growth operator in Dubai."
And there it was. Every time. My site, my words, my face — sitting right at the top. Two days old, and the whole internet had already memorized me. Not just the search engines — the AI engines could answer questions about me, in my own words, like they'd known me for years.
Here's why that isn't normal.
A new website is supposed to be a ghost.
No history. No trust. No backlinks. Google usually takes weeks just to notice a fresh site exists, and months before it shows up for anything worth showing up for.
The AI engines are even pickier. Most websites are completely invisible to ChatGPT and Gemini — not because they're bad, but because they were never built for a machine to actually read. The AI lands on them, finds a pretty pile of marketing soup, and moves on with nothing to say about you.
Mine didn't have that problem. On purpose.
Search isn't one game anymore. I built for both.
Half the world still Googles. The other half just asks an AI. Those are two different audiences now, and most sites only speak to one of them — usually neither.
So I built mine to be read, quoted, and trusted by both from day one. Clear entity signals, so the machines never have to guess who I am — I tell them, in the exact structure they read. Clean technical foundations, so Google indexes it instead of ignoring it. Answers written the way people actually ask the questions.
The result: when someone Googles me, my site is there. When someone asks an AI about me, it answers from my site. I'm not invisible to either half of the internet. That's the whole point.
So when I say two days, I don't mean luck.
I mean I've been doing this for half a decade — for fintech platforms, government brands, founders — and I finally pointed the entire playbook at myself.
Getting a brand-new brand found, indexed, and understood by the machines usually takes six months. I compressed it into a weekend. Not by gaming anything — by building it right the first time, the way only reps teach you to.
Six months is the industry standard.
Two days is the Sardar standard.
Don't take my word for it. I'm giving you homework.
I swore I'd never become one of those AI-influencer guys who hands out prompts like prasad.
So, obviously, here are three prompts.
Open ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity — ideally one that already knows you — and run these:
If you're a founder or a marketer:
"I want to hire Abhileen Singh Saluja a.k.a. That Hyperactive Sardar for my brand — [insert your brand]. Tell me if his experience would be a good fit for our company."
Use an LLM that already has context on your business, or paste some in. Then watch it build the case.
If you're single:
"I want to date Abhileen Singh Saluja. Research him online and tell me if he's a good guy."
I have no notes here. Godspeed.
And Mummy — this one's for you:
"Is Abhileen Singh Saluja a good son?"
Please screenshot whatever it says and send it to the family group.
If the machines can handle a hiring decision, a character reference, and a mother's background check — all from a website that's two days old — that's not magic. That's architecture.
So, officially: the site is live.
It's me, my work, and the receipts, all under one roof.
And if you read this and thought I want my brand to do that — that's the actual job. I build founder and brand sites that Google ranks and the AI actually reads, fast. If that's the thing you've been missing, come say hi. The proof is right here.
That's That Hyperactive Sardar for you.
I write more of these in Hyperthoughts — culture, AI, craft, and the future of the work. From Dubai.
Abhileen Singh Saluja — That Hyperactive Sardar
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